If you don't swallow, shut up bitch gargle

The morning i watched this porn called cody lane can't get enough cum on my Iphone. it reminded me of you my love all my closest and dearest enemies. i realized a couple ugly things about myself and i am trying to learn how to properly ration all those things i love and hate for my friends who like me. its all about balance they say for a libra, i wish i could be ocd about balancing. i want to see two perfectly balanced tits on my mantal. i think thats why i have always liked you, your not perfect but at least you have that going for you. two things happened today, i napped all day ! and i got a facebook message completely out of the blue of the girl i was going to do this weeks crush on. SO WEIRDDDDD cause i don't think anyone tipped her on it, cause she lives in canada and the only other person we both know is cj.  Wtf ya'll ! she said "come he're " FUCK YEA ! tomorrow i am gonna do the secret crush anyways cause real talk i dont think she reads my blog.

today my twitter bro xtothaz xzibit posted this video about how millions die of diaherra